Look, there was a LOT to unpack from Trump’s wild Hannity interview last night — where he sat down at his Mar-a-Lago resort with his BFF and Fox News host to discuss the recent FBI search and seizure warrant raid at the very same Mar-a-Lago resort, after agents were forced to come in on the ex-president’s compound turned post-White House home to retrieve hundreds of highly-classified government documents Trump stole at the end of his presidential term.
The most notable thing to come from the interview — which came hot on the heels of a massive defeat before the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in the case of the infamous Mar-a-Lago documents — was Trump’s apparent claim to psychic abilities when he made this statement that appeared to suggest he had the power to quite literally declassify anything he wanted with just his mind:
If you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying, ‘It’s declassified,’ even by thinking about it because you’re sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it. And there doesn’t have to be a process. There can be a process but there doesn’t have to be. You’re the president. You make that decision. So when you send it, it’s declassified. I declassified everything.”
In fact, Trump was so wrapped up in this apparent explanation for his government document theft that he not only seemed to forget or lose track of his not only his own Big Lie when he slipped up and referred to himself as a “former president,” but also apparently didn’t stop to think that his diatribe was actually a thinly-veiled admission of guilt, according to New York Times correspondent and so-called “Trump Whisperer” Maggie Haberman.
But even with all of that hot mess going on, there was one physical aspect of Trump’s Hannity interview that people just could not ignore.
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Holy Shit! Methinks I found where Trump is hiding some of those Documents. pic.twitter.com/xMCKJ4s8Ex
— Dr. Jack Brown 🌊 (@DrGJackBrown) September 22, 2022
Dr. Jack Brown seems to think that may be where Donnie’s stashing some of those top-secret documents. Personally, I’m leaning towards the possibility that Trump just sat on a Ziploc bag full of cottage cheese. But, nevertheless, social media users have a slew of their own thoughts on the ex-president’s derrière:
Looks like someone has poopies 🤔😂💩
— BobbyG 🇺🇸🇺🇦🙏 (@Maxwell14u) September 22, 2022
Looking extra bulky today. He must’ve moved up to super capacity diapers.
— Blue Warrior 🌊💙🌈 🌊 (@AmericanVet304) September 22, 2022
— The Average Bear (@Ed_Whistler) September 22, 2022
Diaper Don is at it again…his diaper is full of it just like he is… pic.twitter.com/y4NUjMH5jw
— Patty Sharpe♒️☮️#Whodey🐯🏈#MeidasMightyⓂ️Ⓜ️💙🌊 (@pattykvilla) September 22, 2022
One of the Mar A Lardo lackeys has learned to fashion My Pillows into extra absorbent Depends lining.
Lackey is looking to buy Mr. Lindell’s inventory & is offering a buck twenty-five & a Monopoly “Get Out of Jail Free” card with the promise of election fraud to be named later.
— Rerun4612 #Karma is on the way. (@rerun4612) September 22, 2022
Caregiver for my disabled adult daughter (quadriplegic cp). I TOTALLY agree there is a diaper under that ugly suit! There’s no hiding the way a diaper looks under pants.
— Average citizen 🇺🇸☮️🎶🎵 (@IMAbusymom04) September 22, 2022
He’s gonna be popular in prison. Baby got back.
— Shells Bells (@ShelleyDeeeeee) September 22, 2022
Those aren’t Top Secret. They are Bottom Secret.
— Captain Cord Violation (@Buckiman16) September 22, 2022
Does he still keep a judge in his back pocket?
— Anne Marie (@NewYorkerinDC) September 22, 2022
Here’s my “combo” theory: Yep, he’s wearing a diaper and a thick one, but he’s also wearing a very tight girdle. That fat has to go somewhere as anyone who’s worn one knows. Girdle spillage plus extra thick diaper.
— MM Holzinger (@HolzingerMm) September 22, 2022
Do with that what you will.
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