Allow me to preface the below article with you’re one and only forewarning: If you’ve recently had your lunch, or Hell, even a decent-sized snack, I suggest you come back to this later, when you’re stomach is less full and you have a little less hope for life. Because what you’re about to bear witness to is more than the strongest, most ironclad stomach can truly handle.
The ever-popular PatriotTakes Twitter account has blessed us with the content for quite a lot of reporting over the years. Not to be dramatic, but those folks are truly out here doing the Lord’s work on the Left. We commend them.
But this one… This one, they really could have — nay, should have — just skipped entirely.
Disgraced, one-term, twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump has become pretty notorious for cuddling up with the ladies at his Palm Beach, FL, Mar-a-Lago home/resort, especially since he flew down south like a pathetic, humiliated little bird after his brutal 2020 election loss.
But these… Unfortunate new photos taking “cuddling up” to an extreme that literally no one asked to bear witness to.
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PatriotTakes took to their Twitter account today with 4 new Mar-a-Lago photos that we frankly did not consent to laying eyes on, and they’ve got our stomachs lurching and our lunches churning in the literal worst kind of way.
See for yourself, but remember, I warned you:
Oh. pic.twitter.com/ZDZ4qlgq9i
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) June 21, 2022
Girlfriend’s got those kidneys of hers on full display and is clinging to those wide load Trump “love handles” like her literal life depends on it.
Social media users had the same visceral reaction to that documented shitshow as I’m sure you just did:
It’s her hand placement for me. pic.twitter.com/4ndnLuwl4F
— Chris (@Ragernomics) June 21, 2022
When you order a new Ivanka from Wish.
— MeliAnn ☮️ (@MelissaAnn1218) June 21, 2022
Thankfully there’s no pics of her jerking him off with her 3 toes. I mean, we all know it’s happened at least once.
— Shawn Vandenberg (@ShawnVandenberg) June 21, 2022
Seriously how anyone can find him attractive is beyond the pale…pun intended 🤢
— 💙Peace.Love.Pam💙🌻 (@pambb7) June 21, 2022
Melania is really going to like that.
— Vert Der Ferk (@vertderfork) June 21, 2022
Neither of them should
— Nancy Hart (@nhart543) June 21, 2022
Did we just meet Melania’s replacement?
What country is she from? Trump marries only immigrants. pic.twitter.com/zkHZBb8GYH
— FrownUpsideDown (@frown_upside) June 21, 2022
Another one grabbed…?
— Rickard Hinterthaner (@RHinterthaner) June 21, 2022
Did she just make $130,000?
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) June 21, 2022
The worst part here isn’t even Trump himself. It’s the fact that there’s a real human being out there who is this disgusting obsessed with this tub of lard we were forced to call a president for four years.
