Donald Trump has loooong been trying to convince everyone who will listen that he’s the very best at everything. All the things in the world, he’s the very best at them. Others may be good, but he’s better. No one is better than him. He does all the things better than any and everyone else.
Bigly.
As if Trump’s personal delusions weren’t unhinged and insane enough all on their own, the man has somehow managed to successfully cultivate a cult following that not only believes these off-the-wall claims of his, they actually peddle it all themselves. Trump could pop up on Truth Social or a Hannity segment right this moment and declare to the world that he was not only the first man to ever set foot on the moon, but he was better at it than any other man who set foot on the moon after him, and you can bet your bottom dollar, you’d find social media chock full of endless posts talking about how big Trump’s footprints were, with the hashtag, “Make The Moon Great Again!”
I don’t know how he pulled it off, but this washed-up, narcissistic conman managed to farm himself a following that would 100 percent, without a shadow of a doubt, drink the Kool-aide — with or without prior knowledge of the cyanide. In all honestly, they’d probably just think it was the newest cure for COVID. Lightbulbs and anal lube can be found to the left.
It’s kind of funny even, in that existential “we’re all going to die, aren’t we?” kind of way. But despite the hilarity, I am absolutely, in my heart of hearts, serious.
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And with that, I give you Exhibit A.
Nick Adams is “an Australian-born American conservative political commentator and author,” born Nicholas Adamopoulos — but I suppose that didn’t sound white enough.
Adams’ “claim to fame” was a handful of favorable tweets from Donald Trump in 2017, after the then-president dubbed the Right-wing nutcase’s book, Green Card Warrior, a must-read.
Allow me to introduce you to this winner:
How about President Trump and Joe Biden play an 18 hole golf match to determine who will be President?
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 26, 2022
Joe Biden lied about his golf handicap, he deserves to be impeached. Unforgivable.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 26, 2022
Melania Trump is the greatest First Lady in US History.
Michelle Obama is the worst First Lady in US History.
It’s not close.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) April 12, 2022
Joe Biden would have sided with the British in the American Revolution and everyone knows it.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 23, 2022
As President, Donald J Trump had full authority to declassify all documents.
The FBI should issue a formal apology to President Trump and Christopher Wray should be investigated.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 26, 2022
Kid Rock is a champion for patriotism and strong family values, the world needs more musical artists like him.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 27, 2022
Yea. ‘Nuf said, right?
Personally, I really would have thought that Kid Rock humdinger was about as bad as it could get. But it’s not. It’s really not.
Over the weekend, Adams blessed up with this unhinged tangent:
Donald J Trump wasn’t just good at baseball, he was the very best in the entire state of New York and would have been the 1st pick of the MLB Draft.
Instead of becoming a Hall of Famer like Babe Ruth, Trump embarked on a career to be one of the richest men to ever live.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 25, 2022
President Trump was considered the greatest baseball player in New York during his time in High School.
The Red Sox and Phillies were both desperate to land Trump but he had other plans in real estate.
A Hall of Fame career that never was because God was calling elsewhere.
— Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA) September 24, 2022
He’s talking about the same dude who fumbled a baseball like it was a hot potato.
When I tell you Twitter kept all of the humiliating receipts that prove otherwise, I mean it:
This Mar A Lardo? pic.twitter.com/KTPzIEhhgV
— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) September 24, 2022
You mean this baseball player???? pic.twitter.com/K0pOxQ70uJ
— Rockymountaingirl (@Rockymtngirl25) September 24, 2022
But bone Spurs.
— KRL 🇺🇸🌞🇺🇸 (@KRL797) September 26, 2022
It’s amazing how the greatest baseball player in New York during his time in High School could suddenly develop bone spurs when it was time to be drafted. How convenient.
— Robin Messing (@RobinSMessing) September 25, 2022
Someone who cares about you needs to stage an intervention. Unless you have a humiliation fetish, then you do you.
— MC (@tuberose14) September 24, 2022
This Donald Trump?? pic.twitter.com/QLwaiBg4mk
— Wombat 🇦🇺 🐨🌊🇺🇦🌻 (@BrisbaneMum67) September 24, 2022
— John Bolton’s Mustache (@boltonsstache69) September 26, 2022
Dude, he’s not going to sleep you no matter what you tweet.
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) September 25, 2022
Welp. That was fun for me. Was it fun for you?
Featured image via Flickr/Trump White House Archives