Donald Trump is a hot, manic mess on a good day. Seriously, the dude’s mental health is a dumpster fire — and that’s a mild description, honestly.
Every day, without fail, he seems to pull some weird shit that makes us all wonder why he’s leading a nation instead of rocking himself to sleep wrapped in the warm embrace of a jacket that makes him hug himself, locked inside a high-security padded room at an undisclosed location.
But even since these public impeachment hearings have kicked off for all the world to witness, the state of Trump’s mental clarity and capabilities have gone quickly downhill.
Despite the fact that we were already at a point where it didn’t seem like Trump’s level of crazy could get much worse — it has.
As he geared up for another round of witnesses who will undoubtedly be throwing him and his cabinet under the bus like all the rest, Trump appeared to attempt to get out ahead of career diplomat David Holmes’ testimony — who’s testifying on what he overheard during Trump’s now-infamous “restaurant” call with Gordon Sondland — with some batshit crazy bullshit about how he’s never been able to eavesdrop on a phone call, despite the fact that he’s tried to. A lot.
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“I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!” Trump’s manic tweet this morning read.
I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 21, 2019
It’s pretty clear that despite his attempts to convey confidence to the public in the midst of his hearings, the dude is scared shitless and he’s doing everything he can to sway the narrative.
But don’t you worry, regardless of his best attempts, Twitter can smell Trump’s fear from miles away. And they pounced:
Narrator: He’s been literally shitting his pants all morning.
— Sergio Síano 🆘 (@siano4progress) November 21, 2019
Bro, it just sounds like you are a stalking eavesdropper with bad hearing.
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) November 21, 2019
So you eavesdrop on everyone’s private conversations? Weird flex, but ok.
— thoughtful response fellow (@AefirStorm) November 21, 2019
You don’t hear because you have KFC & McD grease plugging your ear canals. Most of us can easily over-hear cell phone convos.
Chopper talk likely isn’t helping your old deaf ears.
If you weren’t so vain you’d be fitted for hearing aids.
— KelseyOnBoard 🌿 (@KelseyOnBoard) November 21, 2019
So?
You tried to eavesdrop but it didn’t work?
Smooth criminal.— dawn renee (@SteelCityDawn) November 21, 2019
Bruh you can’t even hear people four feet in front of youpic.twitter.com/eCcRVTESKW
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 21, 2019
It really makes you wish that White House personnel would actually listen to all those dire warnings issued by psychologists and mental health professionals when they all said, “Hey! He’s batshit crazy and fixing to take us all down with him!”
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