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Social Media Thinks Don Jr. Is Drunk After He Puts Out A Bizarre Video Of Himself: “Pretty Sure He Is Drinking Again”

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Frankly, guys, that joke I make about us all being in The Twilight Zone is starting to get a lot less funny and a lot more, well, freaky at this point.

Last night, I stumbled on a Twitter post by the pretty popular anti-Trump Twitter user, Mystery Solvent, featuring a video that Donald Trump Jr. had posted to one of his social media platforms.

And when I say that there’s a lot to unpack here… I mean there is A LOT to unpack here.

So, let’s just start at the beginning, shall we?

First things first — Exhibit A:

I’ll give you a moment to just take all that in. Go ahead. Take your time. Watch it again if you need too.

Okay. So, let’s first talk about the fact that these people are STILL TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN BEANS. 

Seriously, I do not believe for one hot second that Kimberly Guilfoyle cooked Junior a wholesome, delicious meal chock full of Goya beans. I call bullshit.

Secondly, can we just talk for a minute here about the fact that Junior’s sweetheart literally has coronavirus? The woman tested positive and he’s shackin’ up, eatin’ her beans, and I highly doubt he’s doing so from a safe, six-foot distance.

Thirdly, dude really thinks he’s important enough to have to make a disclaimer about his tweets just in case he’s been hacked like Joe Biden. We all know good and well that his social media posts are already so ridiculous that unless he tweeted out his love for JFK or Sanders-style socialism, nobody’s gonna bat an eye.

Fourth, and most importantly here, I’d bet my last dollar that the dude is sloshed. I mean, three sheets to the wind, standing up, falling down DRUNK. 

Which leads me back to my first point for a second here — you know that guy ate week old pizza, stale hot Cheetos, and a ketchup cocktail for dinner while Kim stared at him in bitter disappointment and regret. But I digress.

We already know that Junior had himself quite the drinking problem back in college. And while he claims to be on the straight and narrow these days, Twitter users were unable to ignore the telltale signs of a snockered individual:

So, to answer your question, dear Mystery Solvent, when I was a teenager, we called that Boone’s Farm and Jim Beam 8 Star. However, to give Junior the benefit of the doubt here, it’s probably Trump wine.

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Andrea Thompson

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