The Internet Is Trying To Describe Don Jr’s New Instagram Pic: “Resting D*ck Face”

Ewwww!


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Donald Trump Jr. posted a photo on Instagram, and it’s kind of weird. It appears — and I could be wrong — that Junior is at a gym when he should be self-isolating amid the coronavirus pandemic. Also, Don Jr. wore a shirt with his last name emblazoned across it. Now, given that Junior’s IQ compares to that of a turnip, it almost makes sense: If Little Don gets lost, someone can help him get back home.

On Instagram, Junior touts that the shirt that was given to him was made in the USA, and he should pass that on to his sister, Ivanka. Her employees in Indonesia suffered in a sweatshop-like environment. And then there’s that Chinese factory, but we won’t get into that. We’re sure Don Jr. knows all about it.

Twitter users are trying to describe the image of Don, who is apparently working out — and that’s an important thing to do when your hobby is to sneak up on innocent animals because you’re a trophy hunting piece of shit. So, the internet is wondering what Junior’s workout routine is, and what the fuck he’s doing.

Don Jr’s days consist of playing tag-team with his father on Twitter to bash the president’s Democratic opponent and media critics, in hopes of getting his father’s love. Isn’t that sweet — in that dysfunctional, family from hell kind of way?

Nice job on using a filter for the selfie, though, Junior, but we don’t give a shit about your workout while Americans are dying.

Featured image via Political Tribune gallery

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