There was an odd moment at the White House last week when President Donald Trump went off on a bizarre tangent about his Washington renovation products, including a long metaphor likening the changing of the grass to the changing of people.
“We’re changing all the grass in all the parks,” Trump said. “That’s going to be changed very shortly. Because grass is like human beings- grass has a life also.”
Trump: “Grass is like human beings” pic.twitter.com/nfuDCKhFLU
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) July 29, 2026
According to The Mirror, Trump’s aides rushed the press out of the Oval Office shortly after the president said this, sparking fears that “something was wrong.”
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The Mirror reported that “as the shot zoomed out, two female staff members made urgent gestures with their arms, directing the press to exit. While reporters hastily left, Trump and his colleagues remained visible in the background, maintaining polite smiles.”
The newspaper quoted commentator David Pakman as stating that the moment marked a “strange chapter in the novel that is this insane presidency,” and “They suddenly realised something was wrong with Donald Trump in the Oval Office, and they rushed the press out.”
“As it became clear to the aides in the room that Donald Trump was starting to decompensate, and he simply couldn’t do it anymore, the bevvy of aides who mostly have the same look, I don’t know if like, am I not supposed to notice that the aides have a very similar look? They just rush reporters out of the room,” Pakman added.
A few days later, Trump repeated the claims about the grass:
Trump’s new daily talking point is “grass is like humans — it has a life” pic.twitter.com/Bp2CzNTW3G
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 3, 2026
And he had already used the same strange grass metaphor at least once in June:
Trump: “Grass has a life just like people have a life” pic.twitter.com/mv5x60AWUG
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2026
Photo courtesy of an X screenshot.