Despite his statement on the matter claiming “I don’t like people who brag!” the disgraced one-term, twice-impeached former guy has spent the better part of the past two and a half weeks bragging almost non-stop about the supposed hole-in-one he claims to have made in a round of golf against some of the country’s most high-ranking professional players.
Many people are asking, so I’ll give it to you now, it is 100% true,” Trump’s bizarre statement read. “While playing with the legendary golfer, Ernie Els, winner of four Major and approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world, Gene Sauers, Winner of the Senior U.S. Open, Ken Duke, and Mike Goodes, both excellent tour players, I made a hole-in-one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole.”
“Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot of fun,” the disgraced ex-president went on to write. “I won’t tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging — and I don’t like people who brag!”
It doesn’t end there, folks. Not even close. Hell, the guy’s gone so far as to start hawking autographed photos of this alleged masterful shot for a whopping 75 bucks to his gullible supporters in yet another one of his scammy fundraising schemes.
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And his not-so-humble brag is still going as strong as ever.
Recently, Trump sat for a phone interview with Americano Media, where the host asked him about his alleged hole-in-hole, and questioned whether or not the ex-president thought his successor, President Biden, would be able to pull something like that off.
“Nooooo,” he said in his usual, elongated, nerve-wracking tone. “Not with the club I had. He’d need about three shots to reach the hole. So, he wouldn’t be doing it in one shot. No. He wouldn’t be hitting a 5-iron into the wind. 181. No, he doesn’t do that.”
Of course, his spokeswoman Liz Harrington was pumping a clip of this portion of the interview all over Twitter, calling it “an excellent question.”
This is an excellent question ☺️ pic.twitter.com/YfxjAgJjT7
— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) April 15, 2022
He really does truly and honestly believe that a golf shot we’re not even 100 percent sure he actually made is all he really needs to qualify himself as so much better than Joe Biden. He really… really does.
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