Every time Donnie Daycare goes off on a Twitter tantrum, we can’t help but assume he’s going to wrap it up with an homage to himself and how wonderful he is — how no one in the history of America has been as good a President, as intelligent, or as handsome as he is.
Maybe that’s because of this Hall Of Fame episode from this summer when he did exactly that.
Donald Trump unleashed quite a tweetstorm to rage at the world, and to tell his followers that he’s better looking than Elizabeth Warren, who he claims is a “skinny” version of Pocahontas. And, by the way, Warren looks like she is in far better shape than the “president.” We would never fat-shame anyone, but since Trump brought up looks, which he shouldn’t have considering that he’s obese, then that makes him fair game.
Trump tweeted about his social media gathering, which consists of far-right-wing trolls.
The White House will be hosting a very big and very important Social Media Summit today. Would I have become President without Social Media? Yes (probably)! At its conclusion, we will all go to the beautiful Rose Garden for a News Conference on the Census and Citizenship.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
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Then he raged about the fake news media before deleting several tweets.
A big subject today at the White House Social Media Summit will be the tremendous dishonesty, bias, discrimination and suppression practiced by certain companies. We will not let them get away with it much longer. The Fake News Media will also be there, but for a limited period..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
Then, things took a darker turn.
….The Fake News is not as important, or as powerful, as Social Media. They have lost tremendous credibility since that day in November, 2016, that I came down the escalator with the person who was to become your future First Lady. When I ultimately leave office in six……
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
He’s “just kidding”! Also, he tagged some random dude who will now be inundated with mentions on Twitter.
….years, or maybe 10 or 14 (just kidding), they will quickly go out of business for lack of credibility, or approval, from the public. That’s why they will all be Endorsing me at some point, one way or the other. Could you imagine having Sleepy Joe Biden, or @AlfredENeuman99,..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
Trump is obviously worried about Warren who is gaining traction in the polls.
…or a very nervous and skinny version of Pocahontas (1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius! Sorry to say that even Social Media would be driven out of business along with, and finally, the Fake News Media!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
After that, Trump bragged about the economy. We won’t include those tweets because they’re redundant. The scandal-plagued former reality show star did, however, bring up Deutsche Bank FOR SOME REASON.
The Fake News Media loves the narrative that I didn’t use many banks because the banks didn’t like me. No, I didn’t use many banks because I didn’t (don’t) need their money (old fashioned, isn’t it?). If I did, it would have been very easy for me to get.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
And, of course, Trump defended Deutsche Bank even though he claimed to not need loans even though the bank has loaned him a hefty amount of money.
….And remember, a bank that I did use years ago, the now badly written about and maligned Deutsche Bank, was then one of the largest and most prestigious banks in the world! They wanted my business, and so did many others!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
Then he defended his concentration camps by bringing up former President Barack Obama.
Democrats had to quickly take down a tweet called “Kids In Cages, Inhumane Treatment at the Border,” because the horrible picture used was from the Obama years. Very embarrassing! @foxandfriends
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 11, 2019
What this guy said:
Imagine being so mind-numbingly insecure that even after slithering into the presidency, you STILL start your day by shooting off tweets that read like Napoleon Dynamite’s Tinder profile. Stable genius? Trump’s mind-rot is one of the biggest security threats we’ve ever faced.
— 🔥Aiden Wolfe (@AidenWolfe) July 11, 2019
And this guy:
*Wins 2019 World Cup, Golden Ball and Golden Boot*
Megan Rapinoe: WE DID IT! I deserve this.
GOP: What happened to humility? So rude and un-American.
No one:
Donald Trump: I’m so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius!
GOP: Very good sir, you are wise AND handsome.
— Nick Dyer (@nicholasddyer) July 11, 2019
@realDonaldTrump is so great looking that he had to pay a pornstar $130,000 to touch him.
He’s so smart that he’s threatened people not to release his school grades.
He’s such a stable genius that he stared at a solar eclipse and doesn’t know how to close an umbrella.
— Matthew Gellert (@MatthewGellert) July 11, 2019
Trump’s insecurity is displayed daily in his Twitter timeline, but this time, he jumped the shark. Apparently, Trump, who considers himself to be good looking, had all of the mirrors in the White House removed.
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