Look, we know damn good and well at this point that ex-President Donald Trump is a narcissistic ego-maniac. While we’re not mental health professionals, you don’t really have to be to see all of the glaring, blatant, tell-tale signs of a man who truly, honestly, and whole-heartedly believes that he’s God’s gift to humankind.
But even for the likes of an egotistical jackass so severe as Donald Trump, you would think there would have to be some sort of line where even he stops to think, “No. This is too much.”
But there’s not. There’s really… REALLY not.
In one of his most obnoxious moves yet, the disgraced, one-term, twice-impeached former guy has now taken to his new dumpster fire of a social media platform, Truth Social, to hawk a new children’s book about himself and the “Russian Hoax,” that quite literally refers to Donald Trump as “the Handsome King Donald.”
This is not a joke. I am as serious as a heart attack.
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“The Plot Against the King is the true story about the Russia Collusion hoax, written for children, by my friend @Kash,” Trump wrote in a “truth” post, referring to Kash Patel who authored the disturbing children’s book. “Live the tale thru the eyes of great characters like the handsome King Donald and Kash the Wizard.”
“This story showcases how Hillary Queenton and a Shifty Knight tried to destroy our democracy, but truth and the MAGA King prevailed. Support this great patriot, educate our children, and put a copy in every school across our land,” Trump wrote in the Truth Social post.
This is normal… pic.twitter.com/BpU57pVzPj
— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) May 18, 2022
Deeply important and historically accurate books are literally being banned in schools and libraries all across the nation, yet Donald Trump wants this absolute garbage to be made available to American children in “every school across our land.”
I’ll give you three guesses as to how the American people responded to this nonsense, but I promise you only really need one:
Another best seller pitched at the exact average reading age of his followers.
Here’s one of the popular Trump books. pic.twitter.com/t0W2bgHEt2
— Dagster (@Dagster43442931) May 18, 2022
Picturing Melania reading this book to him as he falls asleep is enough Internet for today. https://t.co/u1nOhVjyZZ
— PoliticOhMyGawd (@PoliticOhMyGawd) May 18, 2022
My guess is that it’s still too high a reading level for most of the Maga crowd.
— Kick (@ErnspigerX) May 18, 2022
Wait this is is real? This ain’t an edit? The fuck?
I mean it tracks but still, this shit is fucked
— Jade Danabar (@danabar_s) May 18, 2022
I don’t often throw books in the trash, but for this one I’ll make an exception.
(And a signed copy for only $60!)— Dr.C (@JanetCoryell) May 18, 2022
His first Book Read… 3rd Grade Level… and he Read the entire Book all by himself… Amazing.
— Nancy_was_here (@Nancywashere1) May 18, 2022
But let’s talk about that indoctrination…
— Just Shana 🌊 (@ShanRussell72) May 18, 2022
Welp, I’m disturbed enough for the day. Thanks.
Featured image via Political Tribune gallery
