Trump Released A Statement So Full Of Smug Arrogance We Couldnโ€™t Make Up If We Tried: โ€œEverybody Wants Me On Television, I Get The Highest Ratings By Farโ€

Did someone miss their meds?


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Disgraced ex-President Donald Trump kicked off one of his recent mornings by reminding us that while his hands, feet, and other unmentionables may be small, his waistline and his ego certainly are not.

This doesnโ€™t actually have anything to do with his waistline, but when the opportunity to point it out presents itself, well, ya know.

However, the manโ€™s inflammatory, overly self-important ego is certainly on flashing display.

Before 8 AM even rolled around, the former guy was already pumping out one of his relentless, and frankly tiresome, โ€œofficial statements,โ€ via his spokeswoman Liz Harrington because, gentle reminder, heโ€™s still cruising through that lifetime Twitter ban.

And coming from the guy whoโ€™s literally not allowed on a single reputable social media platform at this point, itโ€™s extra hilarious how important he still truly believes he is.

โ€œItโ€™s really interesting, everybody wants me on television, I get the highest ratings by far, they need ratings to survive,โ€ Trumpโ€™s egotistical, Tuesday morning statement kicks off, โ€œand yet I put out a challenge to debate me about the massive election fraud, which took place in the 2020 Presidential Election, and there are no takersโ€”think of it, zero takers for the so-called โ€˜ratings machine.โ€™ The reason is, they know they canโ€™t win. All I have to do is lay out the factsโ€”they are irrefutable. Iโ€™ve supposedly won all my political debates but this would be the easiest of them all! Swing state by swing state, they get decimated. This is the Hoax and the Scam and the Crime of the Century. Just remember, no takers!โ€

Take a moment here to grasp the fact that he literally, genuinely called himself a โ€œratings machine.โ€

Not to mention, sir, we all saw your debates. If you call that โ€œwinning,โ€ itโ€™s really and truly no wonder you also thought you won the election.

Twitter was as hilariously appalled by Donaldโ€™s morning diatribe as I am:

Honestly, Iโ€™m beginning to think Donaldโ€™s โ€œpeopleโ€ are just letting him do shit like this on purpose at this point. I can just imagine all the โ€œgive him enough rope, heโ€™ll hang himselfโ€ conversations that are going on behind closed doors.

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Andrea Thompson
Andrea has written political opinion stories for over a decade with a passion for center-left policies. Andrea is no longer a writer at Political Tribune and her X account is here: https://x.com/theliberalmommy

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