Disgraced ex-President Donald Trump kicked off one of his recent mornings by reminding us that while his hands, feet, and other unmentionables may be small, his waistline and his ego certainly are not.
This doesnโt actually have anything to do with his waistline, but when the opportunity to point it out presents itself, well, ya know.
However, the manโs inflammatory, overly self-important ego is certainly on flashing display.
Before 8 AM even rolled around, the former guy was already pumping out one of his relentless, and frankly tiresome, โofficial statements,โ via his spokeswoman Liz Harrington because, gentle reminder, heโs still cruising through that lifetime Twitter ban.
And coming from the guy whoโs literally not allowed on a single reputable social media platform at this point, itโs extra hilarious how important he still truly believes he is.
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โItโs really interesting, everybody wants me on television, I get the highest ratings by far, they need ratings to survive,โ Trumpโs egotistical, Tuesday morning statement kicks off, โand yet I put out a challenge to debate me about the massive election fraud, which took place in the 2020 Presidential Election, and there are no takersโthink of it, zero takers for the so-called โratings machine.โ The reason is, they know they canโt win. All I have to do is lay out the factsโthey are irrefutable. Iโve supposedly won all my political debates but this would be the easiest of them all! Swing state by swing state, they get decimated. This is the Hoax and the Scam and the Crime of the Century. Just remember, no takers!โ
NEW!
President Donald J. Trump:
โItโs really interesting, everybody wants me on television, I get the highest ratings by far, they need ratings to survive, and yet I put out a challenge to debate me about the massive election fraud, which took place in the 2020 Presidentialโฆ pic.twitter.com/Re9ahgeKUb
โ Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) November 30, 2021
Take a moment here to grasp the fact that he literally, genuinely called himself a โratings machine.โ
Not to mention, sir, we all saw your debates. If you call that โwinning,โ itโs really and truly no wonder you also thought you won the election.
Twitter was as hilariously appalled by Donaldโs morning diatribe as I am:
WOW! The crazy little voices swirling around in his head are up early stroking his fragile ego today.
โ JAS16AZโก๏ธ (@JAS16AZ) November 30, 2021
โWill somebody PLEASE talk to meโฆโ ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คก๐คก๐คก
โ โค๏ธ๐ค๐MardiParker ๐บ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฉบโ๏ธ (@LifeLongWanderR) November 30, 2021
Grandpaโs off his meds again
โ GloryC (@CiamGlor) November 30, 2021
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
โ farting koala bear (@fartingkoalabe1) November 30, 2021
Ratings machine? More like LOSER MACHINE!
โ Lulu OโDallas ๐ต๐บโ๏ธ๐ฆ (@lululuvshollis) November 30, 2021
Honestly, Iโm beginning to think Donaldโs โpeopleโ are just letting him do shit like this on purpose at this point. I can just imagine all the โgive him enough rope, heโll hang himselfโ conversations that are going on behind closed doors.
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