Donald Trump on Monday announced his picks for his “Council to Re-open America” that is supposed to be an economy-fueled task force, but the cast of characters should frighten everyone. The U.S. workforce is at a standstill with Americans quarantining at home to flatten the coronavirus curve, so Donald is trotting out Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross, famous for being unable to stay awake in meetings, who previously claimed the virus would be good for jobs.
Larry Kudlow — who falsely claimed the virus was “contained” in late February — was also chosen to be on the Council.
And, of course, Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared Kushner, have been named to the Council, too. Ivanka previously worked as a fashion designer to create shitty looking clothes. Kushner has accomplished a total of zero things while at his father-in-law’s side in the White House despite being assigned a whole bunch of things to accomplish.
Twitter users recoiled in disgust to see that Trump’s spawn, and her hubby, are tasked with bringing America out of the apocalyptic economy we’re now drowning in.
Relax guys. We’re in good hands. This will be handled smoothly and wisely. pic.twitter.com/NlL3JMedlw
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) April 13, 2020
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NEVER FEAR, WILBUR ROSS IS ON THE JOB, FOLKS! pic.twitter.com/yaWIHGf8wp
— Ellen Garrison (@EllenTrailerDog) April 13, 2020
Larry Kudlow who said there wouldn’t economic damage and the virus was “contained pretty close to airtight” and Wilbur Ross who said coronavirus “I think it will help to accelerate the return of jobs to North America.” pic.twitter.com/legudmtBNS
— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) April 13, 2020
God help us pic.twitter.com/p9QEEEYvZ7
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) April 13, 2020
If the sun doesn’t instantly swallow the earth the universe is completely devoid of justice pic.twitter.com/dO14zpZeQt
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) April 13, 2020
Impeach Trump again. Appointing this sorry group of nitwits to the council to re-open America has to be an impeachable offense. https://t.co/8EtSgY0CyV
— Kay Otwell (@OtwellKay) April 13, 2020
experts pictured, counter clockwise from left:
1-didn’t finish bachelors degree
2-nepotist
3-nepotist-in-law
4-foreclosure king, eclipse chaser
5-TV’s Larry Kudlow
6-man whose healthcare-related job is (checks notes) negotiating foreign trade deals
7-man who sleeps in meetings— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) April 13, 2020
Is this a cruel joke? It is just not funny.
— David Rothschild (@DavMicRot) April 13, 2020
None of this is funny. Americans are hurting right now, and over twenty-three thousand families are grieving, so President Fucknoodle puts the worst team imaginable in charge.
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