Well, whaddya know? Ivanka Trump is out there doing some government-y stuff that she has absolutely no business doing. For any other president, this would be downright gasp-inducing. Dare I say, impeachment worthy? No? Okay. But at least worthy of a really snarky Fox News segment, yes? I mean, lest we not forget the Obama-era tan suit fiasco.
However, when we’re talking about the reign of terror that has been the nearly three years of Donald Trump, we just kind of chalk it up as a pretty good day so long as the entire country isn’t on fire. Really… Those people just aren’t held to a very high standard, y’all.
And yet they still somehow, someway, manage to fall wildly beneath those standards that are already so low you could trip over them. Sometimes, it’s pulling quid pro quos with foreign governments. Other times, it’s Ivanka doing some tacky ass shit.
Now, Ivanka has likely gone her whole spoiled, waste of a good trust fund life believing that she was some sort of princess because daddy always told her so. However, during her trip to Morocco this week, the woman seemed to forget that despite daddy’s best admirations, she’s not actually royalty anywhere other than inside Trump’s deranged brain.
Ivanka, in her undeserving capacity as a White House advisor, was in the North African country to promote women’s economic empowerment — because in the mind of a Trump being groped by your pops on the regular counts as “empowerment,” I guess.
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During her time there she was welcomed to the country by Princess Lalla Meryem as well as Morocco’s foreign minister and advertised the U.S. government’s Women’s Global Development and Prosperity Initiative.
She also ended up dressing and acting more as though she owned the country than actually trying to help it.
Of course, because this is Ivanka Trump we’re talking about here, daddy’s favorite daughter just had to take to Twitter and give us all the play by play we never asked for of her trip:
We got a shot of her at the airport before she departed the States:
Wheels up.✈️ Next stop, Morocco! #WGDP
📷: @Jacquelyn_M / AP pic.twitter.com/aYcBupiFvi— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 6, 2019
And, of course, her arrival, as well:
Thank you to Her Royal Highness Lalla Meryem for a warm welcome to Morocco! 🇺🇸🇲🇦 pic.twitter.com/tOzarKZZ7o
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 6, 2019
There was some hand-kissing, which Ivanka didn’t personally post. But let’s get real, she’s not mad that it’s going around:
“President Donald Trump’s daughter and White House adviser saw real life examples in Morocco on Thursday when she met four women who are benefiting from changes that allow them to own land.” #WGDP 🇺🇸🇲🇦 https://t.co/3H2hcRoveo
— Jessica Ditto (@JessicaDitto45) November 7, 2019
Then she graced us all with her whispy baby voice:
2 days, 5 deliverables, 1 incredible W-GDP trip to Morocco! #WGDP
🇺🇸🇲🇦 pic.twitter.com/iYN2PkKmkq— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) November 8, 2019
Aaaaand, then she took it all too far.
With all that nice treatment and no doubt her daddy’s special words reverberating in the back of her mind, Ivanka decided to take her inner princess and display for all the world to see… By dressing just like a queen:
Behind the scenes 📸 from last nights dinner with Her Royal Highness Lalla Meryem 🇺🇸🇲🇦 pic.twitter.com/19lkMHa2RU
— Carolina Hurley (@CLH45) November 8, 2019
Twitter had ALL the thoughts, folks:
I just can’t. This has to stop.
THIS is what 1776 Founders tried to prevent. Imperial Presidency.#USA #NotAMonarchy #Trump #Ivanka https://t.co/KYpyjpBTP5— 60°north (@AKWHITEROOM) November 9, 2019
This unelected bureaucrat is also guilty of running a fraudulent charity. https://t.co/EaeHxaCY7r
— Chuck Todd’s Bangs (@_marymary7) November 10, 2019
Grifter putting on airs. She portrays herself as a golden princess. In reality, every thread she wears and the space she occupies are ill-gotten, generated by fraud, theft and lies. This is crime dressed up for the night on your dollar. https://t.co/uZ99vEOOGn
— Honey West (@NotHoneyWest) November 10, 2019
A pile of feces covered in gold cloth is STILL a pile of feces. And STILL stinks. https://t.co/Ue33oA0MkI
— Mary EllenCaddell (@marycaddell) November 9, 2019
How much did that dress cost the taxpayers, Hun? https://t.co/EWX7EUEM8a
— Nadia Something (@SomethingNadia) November 10, 2019
Sweetie, there was a whole war about this. No matter what daddy tells you in your bedtime stories, you ain’t never gonna be a queen.
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