Sometimes you have to write the jokes, sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Frankly, it’s not hard to find something to take aim at Colorado Republican House Rep. Lauren Boebert. The woman is as unhinged as they come, falling in just behind Georgia’s Marjorie Taylor Greene. Seriously, she’s a psycho in a dress.
But sometimes… Sometimes the perfect “Look, see? I told you so!” situation falls right in your lap. And who am I to shun such a gift from the cosmic Gods, right?
The popular Patriot Takes Twitter account just recently took to its social media page with a new image of the Trump-loving, gun-toting, boob job-having congresswoman, who was donning a bright (and I do mean bright) red trucker-style cap with the word “MAGA” emblazoned across it in white, while proudly holding up a very large biker patch beside a man in Aviators, a leather vest, and a red and white trucker hat that read “Trump Security.”
That description in and of itself is enough to give you a giggle, honestly. But the words inscribed on the patch took this whole ordeal to a whole new level.
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“Born to Ride for Donald J. Trump,” the massive biker patch Lauren proudly held up reads.
See for yourself:
Lauren Boebert holding up a “Born to Ride Donald J. Trump” biker patch. pic.twitter.com/MJ5ob3A6Ag
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) June 1, 2022
When I said that the jokes write themselves, I meant it:
There’s a word in New Zealand,but I refrain from calling your duly elected congrssspeople, of whom you have the greatest respect, because you elected them; that word is ‘skank.’
Just in case you were wondering.
— The One True Scotsman (@JamesGipping) June 1, 2022
Bobo wants to ride tubbo. Frankly, I’d be surprised if she hasn’t already.
🤢
— Donna돈나 🇺🇦 🌻⚾🏈🏒🏀💉🎵🎞🐶 (@daffi515) June 1, 2022
They didn’t think that through…
— Boosted Host Body (@Jamie_Wisconsin) June 1, 2022
She has to push Ivanka off his lap first.
— cassidygirl🌻 (@cassidygirl41) June 1, 2022
And she racked up alotta miles riden behind the truck stop.
— Real Times (@Meloniemaher1) June 1, 2022
And I’m sure she has
— Andy Friedlander (@AFriedlander11) June 1, 2022
Hope she likes mushrooms
— Danny DeVito’s Taint (@DanDevitosTaint) June 1, 2022
Does QBert have a patch for everyone she’s ridden 🤔🤔🤔#AskingForAFriend #QBert
— NachoPolitico is with Ukraine 🇺🇦 (@NachoPolitico) June 1, 2022
You stepped right in that one, girlfriend.
Featured image via screen capture
