**DISCLAIMER: This article was first published in May of 2024**
We saw parts of Marjorie Taylor Greene that we never wanted to see after the controversial, ultra-right-wing Georgia congresswoman celebrated her big 50th birthday with a photo of herself in a bikini on X (formerly known as Twitter) — and suffice it to say, we would imagine her self esteem is a little worse for wear if she read through the comments section.
“Today I turned 50!” Greene recently wrote in a social media post that features a photo of herself standing poolside in a baby blue two-piece swimsuit and a straw cowboy hat.
The firebrand congresswoman proceeded to write a novella about how great she is, in every conceivable way:
Many people go into their 50th birthday thinking it’s a bad thing, but I truly feel it’s wonderful and I’m so excited and grateful God let me live 50 years and do so many things.
From being the first person to graduate college in my family, to carrying 3 babies in my womb and the absolute miracle of 3 childbirths, to raising my children and teaching them about God’s creation and man’s dangers, to running successful businesses and carrying the weight of the responsibility, being a member of congress, running, cycling, swimming, competing, training, reading, always learning, creating, building, skiing, surfing, hiking, making mistakes, learning lessons, and most importantly God’s grace that I don’t deserve but am thankful for beyond words, my 50 years have been an incredible journey that I’m thrilled to be on.
And God willing, I’ll passionately continue each step following Him wherever the road leads.”
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You can see the post for yourself here if you don’t value your own eyeballs very much:
Today I turned 50!
Many people go into their 50th birthday thinking it’s a bad thing, but I truly feel it’s wonderful and I’m so excited and grateful God let me live 50 years and do so many things.
From being the first person to graduate college in my family, to carrying 3… pic.twitter.com/GjM0aWQVOz
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) May 27, 2024
As you would expect, a lot of the comments weren’t particularly flattering toward the MAGA-loving congresswoman:
Much better. 🥳 pic.twitter.com/HVTcv4gAAY
— 🌸 🐾 A to the Z 🐾🌸 (@A_tothe_Z_Amber) May 27, 2024
You’re not attractive because you know how to use Photoshop.
— Brown Eyed Susan (@smc429) May 27, 2024
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT!😳 pic.twitter.com/BNaubRcJq6
— Mayo 🤍 (@MayoIsSpicyy) May 27, 2024
So after “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” went viral Marjorie Taylor Greene is now posting bikini pictures. No coincidence at all. Jasmine Crockett hit a nerve. #BleachBlondeBadBuiltButchBody pic.twitter.com/M8GtGh2Yha
— Island Girl – 100% Pro-Choice, Vote Blue (@bluepolitics_) May 27, 2024
Anyone else finds it hilarious that after “bleach blonde bad built butch body” went viral, pipe bomber here is all of a sudden posting bikini pics?
Someone got a little triggered.
— Boston Smalls (@smalls2672) May 27, 2024
Wait what?
Your husband recently left you after your repeated affairs, you are known for being the dumbest politician and you were just dragged publicly for having that “bleach blond, bad built, butch body,” maybe celebrate in quiet this year. 🥴— ⚫️⚪️ The Comfort Stick™️ (@FixinYourUglies) May 27, 2024
Great thanks Marge! You just killed my 73 hour erection.
— John Feal (@TheJohnFeal9117) May 27, 2024
6 words…. Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body.
— ♿️ MIKE ♿️ (@PunkRockRadio69) May 27, 2024
You don’t look a day under 67, Marge!!!
— Artie Vandelay (@ArtieVandelay1) May 27, 2024
Something tells me, Miss. Marjorie was trying to get her confidence back after Jasmine Crockett struck one hell of a nerve and it’s not really working out all that well for her.
Featured image via Political Tribune Gallery
