Eric Trump truly is the middle child of his father’s family in pretty much every conceivable way. He seems to have to fight for attention among his asshole, attention-seeking big brother Don Jr., his big sister and daddy’s favorite princess Ivanka, Tiffany who’s marrying a billionaire, and Barron who’s still young enough to live with daddy dearest.
Frankly, no one really knows what he does, other than shamelessly grift whatever nonsense his father is peddling in an undoubted attempt to ear his daddy’s love and attention — just like a stereotypical middle child who was never hugged enough during those tender years. And then there’s the whining.
While the competition is certainly strong among the Trump spawns, I’ve gotta hand it to Eric for being the whiniest of them all.
The middle Trump spawn earned that title well during a recent appearance on Fox News, during which he cry-babied about the treatment that he and his family receive (meaning they’re getting subpoenas for all the messed up stuff they’ve done,) despite the fact that they “live clean lives.”
“We live clean lives, Sean,” Eric whined during a segment with Fox News’ Sean Hannity while on yet another tired rant about President Biden’s son Hunter. “Every single day we’re attacked by political hacks. Every single day, they come after us and they subpoena us, and they try to find a comma that’s out of place. But this guy can go sleep with hookers…”
Eric Trump: We live clean lives… Every single day, they come after us and they subpoena us… pic.twitter.com/3T4ciUuC6j
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 24, 2021
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As you’d expect, it didn’t take long at all to remind Eric who he and his family actually is:
We live clean lives?
Maybe the dumbest spawn does, but his sperm donor Addy Daddy & his cokey faced chinless older sib definitely do not.
It’s not commas that are out of place with those two.
It’s pupils and septums.
And hookers are bad but porn stars & playmates are cool?
Oh ok. pic.twitter.com/VJLTKMU3Hu— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) June 24, 2021
“Clean lives”. 👇🏼 pic.twitter.com/MbY1nWkvF0
— Ty Webb 🇺🇸 (@Ty___Webb) June 24, 2021
“Clean lives” pic.twitter.com/nMI7Qy7xrT
— 🗽BlondeinBrooklyn🗽 (@hahnalytics) June 24, 2021
He doesn’t know about Don Jr does he….
— Noble Prize in Sarcasm (@rewegreatyet) June 24, 2021
Says the guys who’s banned from being involved in charities.
— Michael (@ideaobsessive) June 24, 2021
They lead clean lives? How did he get the blood of over half a million Americans off his hand?
— LIFO the Party🎶 (@e_a_z_y_E_1) June 24, 2021
What I heard @erictrump
“How dare we be held responsible for our crimes! *sob* We are white! We are rich! We shouldn’t be held to the same standard that the people we hold in disdain are held!” *sniff*
— Salty Mermaid (@WillowsWay3) June 24, 2021
Nice try, buddy.
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