Rudy Giuliani is off his rocker again.
The recent batshit crazy Durham Report has reignited the Right’s deep-seated hate for former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. Not that the Conservative crowd ever really “got over” here, they’d just quiet down for a while whenever they found a new conspiracy theory to obsess over.
But they always end up coming back around to the woman that’s lived in their heads rent-free for more than 5 years. And they’re so obsessed with “catching” her that they’re clearly more than willing to make complete and utter fools of themselves at every given opportunity.
Recently, the former New York City mayor and personal attorney to Donald Trump made a live appearance on Newsmax where he made what we’ll call a… Rather bizarre confession regarding his stash of alleged “evidence” against the former Democratic frontrunner, specifically, where he keeps it hidden.
Spoiler alert: It’s in his bedroom. Or den. One of the two. We’re not exactly sure that even he knows where it’s at. I guess it’s a bit hard to keep up with something that doesn’t really exist.
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During an interview with the ultra Right-wing network, Giuliani once again made the claim that he is in possession of about 1,000 pieces of evidence against the former Secretary of State that they all love to hate. Evidence that, of course, has yet to see the light of day by anyone other than the psychosis demons that live in Rudy’s head.
And apparently, he’s keeping all this evidence somewhere special.
“I happen to have it in my bedroom, or my den, actually,” he confessed during the segment. “I’ve had it there for years.”
Giuliani says he has yet to be revealed evidence in his bedroom… or his den actually pic.twitter.com/SAK6kPJCZy
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 16, 2022
Years, folks. He’s had it there for years, and I guess just still hasn’t come across the right time to let it out?
The whole “it’s in my bedroom” thing is certainly hilarious enough all on its own. But boy, does it get even better when you couple it with Rudy’s, shall we say, scandalous past.
Collude-y Rudy forever went down in history a while back after he become an infamous, albeit unwitting star in Sacha Baron Cohen’s movie Borat 2.
At the time, Rudy was under the impression that he was being interviewed by a right-wing news personality in a hotel suite. When the interview was over, Giuliani made his way to the suite’s bedroom where he laid back on the bed and proceeded to stick his hands down his pants. The ex-president’s former personal attorney would go on to claim that he was tucking his shirt in.
The jokes made themselves:
I think Sacha Baron Cohen saw that https://t.co/RULiCw6K1C
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) February 16, 2022
If there’s one guy who should try really hard not to put “evidence” and “bedroom” in the same sentence, it’s Rudy G. https://t.co/m0PeUwVnUQ
— Pé (@4everNeverTrump) February 16, 2022
I do not want to see anything come out of his bedroom. https://t.co/Hh2daqmIk2
— Paulette Feeney (@PauletteParis1) February 16, 2022
Please don’t let us find out what Rudy Colludy keeps in his bedroom…or his pants. pic.twitter.com/iIHBtoYcdf
— D Villella ❄️ (@dvillella) February 16, 2022
holy mary mighty mother of fucktown no https://t.co/gGXb5cA6rc
— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) February 16, 2022
— 🐼 Panda Mom 🐼 (@justannpandamom) February 16, 2022
You really stuck your foot right in that one, Rudy.
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