A photo posted by CNN Senior Diplomatic Correspondent Michelle Kosinski is circulating on social media of the holiday meal that was prepared for people flying on Air Force One, and it’s horrifying. For one, you can’t tell what the fuck it is, and it’s difficult to discern whether the chef is mocking Donald Trump because the horrifying image resembles the “president.” To top that off, the main course — I seriously don’t know what it could possibly be inside that thing — has a smiley face carved into it.
That quickly brings to mind the serial killer who used the smiley face symbol on his letters to taunt the police and prosecutors. But, Trump isn’t the Happy Face Killer. Instead, he’s the dickwad who would like to see his political opponents put to death, that’s all.
This is the sort of food you’d see in your nightmares that would give you the shakes as you break out in a sweat while trying to devise an escape plan.
The food on Air Force One today, via the press pool pic.twitter.com/HrGJ2vdWk2
— Michelle Kosinski (@MichLKosinski) October 28, 2019
Maybe the chef isn’t a fan of Trump’s.
— Ofken (@ofkenstale) October 28, 2019
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— Chooch Manicotti (@ChoochManicott1) October 28, 2019
What’s the thing in upper left corner? Is that a frozen sloth head or a roll of some kind?
— Diane Smith (@enaidhtims) October 28, 2019
This is what you give a 5-year-old, who won’t eat vegetables, so it seems perfect for the toddler-in-chief.
— jjmplsmn🗽 (@jjmplsmn) October 28, 2019
That piece of raw chicken looks delicious.
— Mary (@mariootsa) October 28, 2019
This reminds me, I should rewatch ‘David Cronenberg’s The Fly’. pic.twitter.com/fO6FscmLJe
— Turning Pint (@DefinedPolitik) October 28, 2019
what is this pic.twitter.com/RN3uKHLMAu
— Dartunorro D. Clark (@DartDClark) October 28, 2019
Looks like a heavily frosted mutant cinnamon roll.
— Rob Rainbolt (@Rob_Rainbolt) October 28, 2019
What’s that hideous raw organ, top left??
— David Rhoden (@davidrhoden) October 28, 2019
If the chef wasn’t trolling Trump, all he or she would have had to do was slam down a couple of buckets of KFC on the “president’s” table for immediate consumption. Fat Nixon would have been very happy with that as he could put his tiny hands in the greasy bucket before shoving the chicken down his vagina-shaped neck.
I know, I know, BeBest.
Featured image via Political Tribune gallery
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