I’m just gonna cut to the chase here — the last few days have just been an absolute mess for the First Couple.
Karma finally caught up with both Donald and Melania Trump and the pair were diagnosed with COVID-19 late last week (we think, we’re pretty sure, anyway), Donnie’s floundering in the polls with mere days left until the election and his campaign time slipping through his fingers thanks to his inability to be a decent human being and wear a mask while several different entities wait like wolves on the sidelines to indict the dude at the first opportunity, the inner workings of the White House are reportedly a doggone disaster, and now Ms. Melania has found herself on the business end of yet another leaked tape, courtesy of her former pal, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff.
Yesterday we reported that Winston Wolkoff had released the secretly recorded tapes, featuring the First Lady’s less than savory thoughts on her hubby’s former mistress, adult film actor Stormy Daniels, back in 2018, when Daniels landed herself a Vogue cover.
To say the least, Donnie’s first wife was less than thrilled for what we can only imagine were a variety of colorful reasons — ultimately referring to Daniels as a “hooker.”
And while scrolling Twitter this afternoon, we found that Stormy herself isn’t too fond of Melania either.
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In what can only be described as a brutally savage response to the First Lady’s leaked tapes, Daniels wrote on Twitter, “Hahaha! Although I wasn’t paid for sex and therefore technically not a “hooker” I’ll take being that over what you are any day. You sold your pussy AND your soul…and I’m legal. Keep talking about me. I like your new tits btw. Post (more) nudes? #bebest lol”
Hahaha! Although I wasn’t paid for sex and therefore technically not a “hooker” I’ll take being that over what you are any day. You sold your pussy AND your soul…and I’m legal. Keep talking about me. I like your new tits btw. Post (more) nudes? #bebest lol
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 6, 2020
Y’all, social media was here for it:
You know she ain’t EVEN ready for that kinda smoke you’re sending her.
C’mon now. Lmmfao
— The 😷😷(#STAYHOME)😷😷 (@TheRealLCB24) October 6, 2020
A Twitter snap fight between a First Lady and a pornstar is exactly what we deserve in 2020
— William Rushing (@wbrushing) October 6, 2020
Holy shit, can we be best friends? I kind of love you.
— Red (@Redpainter1) October 6, 2020
She called you a hooker? SHE called you a hooker?? Hahaha!
— Maya Rodriguez Sorensen (@m49erfan) October 6, 2020
Stormy doesn’t play.
— Wear a Mask Spoon (@Political_spoon) October 6, 2020
“I like your new tits!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This line alone has made my day. 💕
— Eva Pearson (@ElectEvaPearson) October 6, 2020
OMG, you are my hero Stormy, this like an old meatloaf song, you took the words right out of my mouth, stay strong baby, you have a huge fan base behind you!
— CraveBluWave (@joeybazzell) October 6, 2020
I think that about covers it, folks! Have a nice day!