Former President Donald Trump has a lot to worry about after news broke that the Department of Justice’s internal watchdog will investigate the Trump-era seizure of communication records from some Democratic lawmakers and journalists. Instead, though, the failed blogger released a statement that no one believes, to say that he’s “writing like crazy.” The twice-impeached one-term president also said that he has been offered book deals, but he turned them down.
“I turned down two book deals, from the most unlikely of publishers, in that I do not want to do such a deal right now,” Trump said. “I’m writing like crazy anyway, however, and when the time comes, you’ll see the book of all books.”
“Actually, I’ve been working on a much more important project right now!” he added.
Trump says he “turned down two book deals” but is “writing like crazy anyway,” cryptically adding that he’s “working on a much more important project right now!” pic.twitter.com/rS6Kz4V766
— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) June 11, 2021
Twitter users weren’t buying it.
OMG HE’S GONNA MAKE A MUSICAL!!!!!!!
— William Previdi (@WilliamPrevidi) June 11, 2021
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The desperation for attention is so cringe it literally made me gag.
— remmy robertson (@remmy_robertson) June 11, 2021
We know Trump doesn’t read. There is no chance he writes.
— MoreSkyPlease (@Moreskyplease) June 11, 2021
Book title: From the White House To The Big House: How the most powerful man in the world, lost his wealth and freedom.
— Mike C (@MikeC22453774) June 11, 2021
The book of all books!
— Julia pay people a living wage FNP-BC (@julialkRN) June 11, 2021
there’s only one answer….trump is doing a lot of post presidency adderall, just absolutely out of his gourd banging out a word salad https://t.co/9ZeWgVvzCT
— not the guy (@notnotnuanced) June 11, 2021
The “book of all books”. That guy just can’t help himself, can he?
— RobynMcIntyre (@robynmcintyre) June 11, 2021
The “book of all books.” Is he competing with, The Bible, for example?
— Mr. G (@CGrothaus) June 11, 2021
I’m going to go out on a limb to suggest that Trump is jealous that his former vice president was offered a book deal. You know, the guy his supporters wanted to kill on Jan. 6.