Y’all’s totally stable genius “president” went on quite a tweetstorm on Saturday morning, unleashing a total of 14 tweets so far. Donald Trump just wants you to know that the impeachment inquiry is a “Witch Hunt!” then, of course, targeted “Crooked Hillary,” Jim Comey, Nancy Pelosi, and James Clapper while touting the virtues of General Michael Flynn. Trump also gave a shout out to Fox & Friends, his favorite “news” show, while complaining that “the corrupt LameStream Media” gets “Pulitzer Prizes.” Also, the former reality show star lamented over how good he’s been for the African-American community. Apparently, it’s upside-down day and no one told us beforehand.
One would think even Trump can’t top that gibberish, but the master wordsmith somehow managed to top that. Perhaps this last tweet will be seen as a sort of code for his Q Anon crowd to decipher — they do think that he’s playing 4D chess after every nonsensical tweet, after all. Trump managed to even get an ellipsis wrong as he used four dots instead of three while adding no context for the covfefe-style tweet.
Trump, who claims to know the best words, seems to suddenly be at a loss for words.
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2019
Twitter users are wondering what the fuck he just tweeted.
— もちよう (@asumochiyou) October 26, 2019
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— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 26, 2019
nurse….nurse……….NURSE……NURSE!!!
— Tarquin (@Tarquin_Helmet) October 26, 2019
— President “….” (@Rudy_Colludy) October 26, 2019
— ░ᒍ░O░ᕼ░ᑎ░░ᕼ░ᑌ░ᖇ░ᗪ░ (@johnnymodem) October 26, 2019
Another coded message to Putin
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) October 26, 2019
He’s now self redacting his own tweets 😂
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) October 26, 2019
It’s possible that Trump butt-tweeted that message, after all, have you seen how massive his ass is? Before anyone accuses me of body shaming BLOTUS, remember that he’s repeatedly denigrated women in the same manner. Fair is fair, and karma is a thing, after all. And butt-dialing messages isn’t exactly an anomaly in Trump’s orbit.
On a positive note, this marks the first time Trump didn’t lie in a tweet. And, the most intelligent man ever, who knows the best words, and knows more than his own generals, managed to conclude his tweetstorm without insulting any of his critics. Amen.
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