Look, for someone with allegedly fake hair, a fake tan, bad makeup, fake teeth, a bloated waistline, lifted shoes, and *smol* “hands“, we’ve always known that Donald Trump was a man with a whole lotta ego and pride. Like, seriously, he’s got it by the truckloads.
But instead of just keeping his claims and beliefs about himself tucked safely inside his own pea brain where they belong, he’s gotta drag his “people” into it. And then that means we all get dragged into it, however unwilling we may be.
Over the weekend, Trump spoke at the big Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) where he was every bit as unhinged and insane as always. But one moment in particular really took the cake for us, and let not only us but pretty much the whole of social media in one massive, collective, disgusted cringe.
During his speech, Trump began to heap his praises on Republican House Rep. and physician Ronny Jackson, who served as Physician to the President during part of Trump’s tumultuous term and became well known for his addled praises of Donald Trump and his “spotless health” while also regularly using clout and platform to make unfounded claims about President Biden’s. Jackson also serves as a House Rep. for Texas’ 13th congressional district.
Trump got started on how much Jackson apparently admires the ex-president’s health and physique, and went so far as to make us all nearly gag when he claimed, Jackson is “a man that knows me almost better than any human being. He knows every inch of me, and he thinks it’s actually a very beautiful sight.”
Congressman Ronny Jackson, “a man that knows me almost better than any human being. He knows every inch of me, and he thinks it’s actually a very beautiful sight.” pic.twitter.com/0rnPUsdU1l
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 27, 2022
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Don’t even bother searching for brain bleach, I already tried.
Social media did not hold back:
Addendum A: White Projectiles from Trump’s Nose & Mouthhttps://t.co/PmB3yL04GD
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) February 27, 2022
Interesting way to describe the guy who gives you a prostate exam.
— Tim Hannan (@TimHannan) February 27, 2022
Thanks for sharing. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
— Otter Fishal Intelligence (@OtterFishal) February 27, 2022
No wonder Ronny drinks. https://t.co/LY0pMPAJZQ
— PoliticOhMyGawd (@PoliticOhMyGawd) February 27, 2022
He is so incredibly mentally ill that we need to invent a new word to describe it.
— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 (@SpiroAgnewGhost) February 27, 2022
If you are still a Republican, take a long, close look. This. Is. You.
— Jazz Man (@rboc15) February 27, 2022
Stormi didn’t think the same. I trust her judgment better! https://t.co/kHITrAneS1
— New Year, New Cat 🌵💀🐈⬛🔥🦋 (@dory_derry) February 27, 2022
“A man who has done a prostrate exam on me….a beautiful sight”
— erin (@heyerin123) February 27, 2022
It’s barely 10:00 AM and I am completely done with the day.
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