Trump Left His Press Briefing Momentarily And People Came Up With The Best Reasons Why: “President Leaves Press Briefing Briefly To Liberate A Diet Coke From The Fridge”

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Donald Trump spent his day on Twitter, unleashing attacks calling for civil unrest in Democratic states, and because that wasn’t weird enough, the president then took to the podium to address the nation to update us on the COVID-19 pandemic that has brought the U.S. economy to an apocalyptic cliff. Of course, before the update, Trump basically said he thinks Gov. Ralph Northam of Virginia “should be under siege.”

Trump is creating division to distract us from his latest scandal that has resulted in tens of thousands of deaths. As much as Donald would like us all to think that he sprang into action upon learning of the coronavirus outbreak, the opposite happened. US intelligence agencies warned Israel of an impending pandemic with coronavirus in November, but Trump couldn’t be bothered to warn this country.

We’re mentioning that since that is exactly what Trump is trying to distract us from. Trump walked into his presser, seeming a bit tired, then at one point, he left the podium to get more Adderall to shove up his nose possibly take a break.

Watch:

Those old tweets, though.

Wait for it.

It’s my personal opinion, of course, and I know a bit about the field, that Donald Trump is a drug addict, and that Adderall doesn’t sniff itself.

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