Donald Trump and his administration will make even the purest of saints experience a full range of all the worst emotions within no less than a 24-hour period. Guaranteed.
Every day now, it seems, I spend my waking moments full of anger, sadness, fury, heartbreak, terror, and a few more emotions that I don’t think they’ve even quite managed to put a name to yet, only to wake up the next morning after a few hours of troubled sleep to do it all over again.
And honestly, how can you not feel all these things? Brown children are still being ripped from the arms of their parents and indefinitely thrown in cages where some of them are losing their lives.
The Black Lives Matter Movement is still being forced to take to the streets because white police officers still have free reign to murder black men and women in the streets and while they’re sleeping in their beds.
The entire nation is still under immense fire from a literal deadly pandemic that Donald Trump is doing everything he can to not deal with, but rather just pretend as though it doesn’t exist as we reach new, even more sickening death tolls with each passing moment.
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But every once in a while the comedic gods of the universe will smile down on us and offer us a little bit of hilarious, albeit usually pretty grisly, comic relief.
And folks, I guess the universe thought we’d had enough today and decided to bless us.
Because there is something up with Trump’s ass.
Earlier this morning, Trump seemingly tried to soothe his pain over the resounding lack of that wall he’s been yearning for so hard by tweeting out a photo of him standing in front of a fence. Because I guess, evidently, it’s a suitable substitute in the Cream of Wheat that is Donald Trump’s brain.
But I’ve gotta be honest with you, as much as I hate to admit it, I couldn’t even pay any attention to the fence.
In the photo, Trump was facing the fence with his back to the camera, and frankly, it looks as though the dude’s got two boxes down his britches. One for each cheek.
https://t.co/UofUgsWXXv pic.twitter.com/DXr6rPYi6m
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 6, 2020
I don’t even know how to approach this, guys. But Twitter did the hard work for me:
What is that winged double box shaped contraption under your suit in the lower back/glute area in picture # 4? pic.twitter.com/6ekEz2Uk6I
— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) July 6, 2020
Maybe it’s the lower 1/3 of Lindsey Graham…. Seriously, I think it’s some type of body brace to keep his torso from pitching backwards, common w/ his type of FTD. There are pictures of examples in this TL
— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) July 6, 2020
Depends? Back brace? Only trump could take what might be an expensive suit and make it look like it came off the rack at walmart.
— Stella Stella (@OStellaStella) July 6, 2020
Frontal dementia….they use a brace to help correct his leaning.#TrumpIsUnwell pic.twitter.com/s892DGb138
— Kelly Somers (@KellySomers7) July 6, 2020
He must have suffered a stroke at some point, maybe that’s why the mystery hospital visit months ago, and he can’t stand up straight without help. His body is as messed up as his mind.
— MysTerry woman (@mys_terry27) July 6, 2020
I can’t say with any certainty what’s going on here, folks. It could be a botched butt job, some implants gone wrong, a sign of some serious dementia, or maybe dude’s just got a blocky behind that we never noticed before.
What whatever it is, there’s no doubt that there’s a lot to “unpack” here.
Featured image via Wikimedia Commons/Michael Vadon
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