President StompyFeet took to his Twitter account during the third week of his vacation after hitting the golf course just to let you know that he’s been working hard while “the Democrats make us spend so much time & money on this ridiculous Impeachment Lite.” Trump is at his resort in Florida, possibly telling Mar-a-Lago members his next military move.
While Trump was stuffing hamberders and buckets of KFC down his throat, before ordering the military to assassinate Iranian Quds Force commander Qasem Soleimani, he told members of his gaudy resort that “something huge was coming.” And after a long day of golfing, Trump took some time to tweet to lash out at the world.
Of course, his tweet contained a typo, and that’s probably because he’s working so hard that he has to type super fast.
“As hard as I work, & as successful as our Country has become with our Economy, our Military & everything else, it is ashame that the Democrats make us spend so much time & money on this ridiculous Impeachment Lite Hoax,” he tweeted. “I should be able to devote all of my time to the REAL USA!”
As hard as I work, & as successful as our Country has become with our Economy, our Military & everything else, it is ashame that the Democrats make us spend so much time & money on this ridiculous Impeachment Lite Hoax. I should be able to devote all of my time to the REAL USA!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 4, 2020
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Twitter users called the “president” out.
Trump tweeted this shortly after spending 5 hours at the golf course in week 3 of his Florida vacation at a resort he still owns and profits from https://t.co/tkUusHpF2Z
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 4, 2020
There really is a tweet/video for everything!
#WWIII #TrumpsWar #WagTheDog🇺🇸🆘pic.twitter.com/dnl9XwIerx— ʝεɳ🍑 (@jennerific713) January 4, 2020
Trump playing war general #WorldWarIII pic.twitter.com/P5Ffjg9FJm
— London’s Finest (@JudgeYourself01) January 4, 2020
hey everyone, the guy who splits his time between watching himself on television and golfing and wandering the halls of his vermin-infested omelet-bar-slash-putting-course bragging about how amazing he is, wants you all to know just how hard he works. cool story malignant bro
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) January 4, 2020
I have a theory about the “president,” and it goes like this: Trump throws so much noise out there that it muddles the public’s mind, and we all become numb to his behavior. I could be wrong, but I think his careless actions, like with Iran while destabilizing the world, are intentional. And perhaps so are his misspellings. It’s difficult for me to figure out because I’m a victim of his noise, too. We all are.
There is no such thing as “Impeachment Lite,” President Stable Genius, Sir. You were impeached. Now, stop crying and get back to the golf course, you lazy fuck.
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