Whether you watched the Republican National Convention or caught the highlights and recaps all over social media, there’s just no doubt in my mind that you caught at least a glimpse or two of Donald Trump’s eldest son’s ridiculous mess of a speech he delivered in support of his pops.
And frankly, based on that speech, an affinity for political policies that screw everyone but the one percent isn’t the only thing the father and son duo seem to have in common. After that onslaught of God only knows what to even call it, it looks like the two may very well share a drug problem, as well.
We’ve known for some time now that the eldest Trump spawn used to have a drinking problem back in his college days that he’s allegedly long since kicked. But I gotta say, after watching that speech of his, I’m beginning to wonder if he didn’t just replace the sauce with something a little stronger out of his daddy’s bedside table.
And so is the rest of the world.
Since his little public display of mania, Junior has been on the butt end of a slew of jokes and memes all over social media — most of which accuse him of being a heavy user of the stimulant drug cocaine.
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Hell, “#CocaineDon” was trending forever.
But it seems like one meme, in particular, got the best of him and prompted a response out of Trump child number 1.
The meme was posted by Twitter user Secular Talk and showed Kermit the Frog engaging in some illicit behavior. And Junior seemed to fall back on two of his most trusty clapbacks — a combination of Hunter Biden and “I’m rubber, you’re glue.”
Junior retweeted the meme with the caption, “You must have me confused with Hunter Biden.”
You must have me confused with Hunter Biden. https://t.co/dUeshfmYs0
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) August 25, 2020
But, as is usual, Twitter wasn’t about to let him get away with that:
Uh, Donnie boy we all saw it with our own eyes last night. I get that you couldn’t see given you were HIGH AF but the rest of us saw it plain as day.
— HorrifiedVeteran (@USMCJenLyn) August 25, 2020
In the words of @HillaryClinton “I know, they all look alike.”
— Lindsay Aspen (@aspen_lindsay) August 25, 2020
Hunter never denied it. You ??
— MamaBear (@momisalright) August 25, 2020
No Don. We all saw you. Shocked that they let you be filmed like that.
— Dreams In Green (@dreams_in_green) August 25, 2020
No Don. We all saw you. Shocked that they let you be filmed like that.
— Dreams In Green (@dreams_in_green) August 25, 2020
No, buddy, we have it on tape. Which made everyone wonder, “How awful were the other takes?”
— Ineffable Jeff (@jeffcieslak) August 25, 2020
I was surprised they taped you and your girlfriend in that condition. Maybe that was the best condition they could get you guys in.
No confusion at all. pic.twitter.com/vkSY11ICJm
— Chidi®️ (@ChidiNwatu) August 25, 2020
Sorry, Don. But we ALL saw that disaster. Hunter Biden is entirely irrelevant here.
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