Eric Trump Seemingly Asked Congress For A Birthday Present: Overturn The Election For His Dad

Happy birthday, loser.


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It’s Eric Trump’s birthday today. The loser son of the outgoing president is 37-years-old, so he took that opportunity to ask Republican Congress and Senate members to fight against Joe Biden’s landslide victory while at a rally for supporters of the former reality show star that gathered outside the White House. Like his father, Eric has not been taking the election results very well, on Twitter, on Sean Hannity’s show, and now at the biggest temper tantrum at the White House in recent years.

Eric’s wifebot, Lara Trump, falsely claimed that the presidential race isn’t over. However, Biden won the electoral and popular vote. That’s a fact, and nothing will change that, no matter how much they cry and stomp their little feet.

“This fight has only just begun,” she told the MAGA crowd. “Let’s be very, very clear about that, and Eric said it. Our family didn’t get in this fight for just four years; we are in this fight to the bitter end. We are going to take our country back, OK?”

“Before we go, there’s something very important that I want to make sure everybody knows today,” Lara added. “Today happens to be my husband’s birthday. Honey, you have any birthday present you would like from the United States of America?”

Yes, he has a present in mind.

“Well, actually, I have one birthday present from all the senators and the congressmen,” Eric Trump said. “Have some backbone, show some fight, learn from Donald Trump. He has more fight in [him] than every other one combined, and they need to stand up, and we need to march on the Capital today, and we need to stand up for this country, and we need to stand up for what’s right. We love you, America. God bless you all.”

Lara Trump then sang “Happy Birthday” to her husband along with the crowd of sad MAGAs.

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We fired this entire family over two months ago. It’s time for them to pack their shit and get out of our White House so that Joe Biden can have it fumigated after he is sworn in. By the way, Eric, Stacy Abrams says hi.

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