There is a lot of speculation as to why Donald Trump has orange skin, but it remains a mystery. In the book former aide Omarosa Manigault Newman penned, she suggested that the former president uses a tanning bed, and that adds to his orange glow. One would think there would be some sort of make-up that would work for tanning bed enthusiasts, but alas, as Trump proves, cosmetics only make a bizarre shade of skin only worse.
Members of the House Judiciary Committee were debating articles of impeachment that accused Trump of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress so perhaps, that’s why he appeared to be taking a big boy poop in his massive pants at the White House while attending the traditional Congress Ball with Democratic lawmakers joining in the event. Trump’s face appears to be melting and don’t even get me started about his hair.
Tell me I’m wrong:
What make-up line? pic.twitter.com/C9PJ3vvpYE
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) December 21, 2019
Social media users were quick to react.
Goddamn those LED light bulbs!
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) December 21, 2019
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Wow! Someone isn’t even trying anymore.
— lauritz larsen (@larssolarsen) December 21, 2019
It’s those pesky Democrat energy efficient light bulbs that make him look 2-faced.
— Greer McVay (@GreerMcVay) December 21, 2019
Well that’s just incredible.
(By the way, I think he uses Rust-Oleum Safety Orange as his base.)
— O Henry (@OHenry10496313) December 21, 2019
His ear is red from talking to Zelensky
— MichelangeloMorse (@mikemorse34) December 21, 2019
— CPH Milano (@cph_milano) December 21, 2019
Maybe he detatches his face every night
— Chris (@pirateyeti) December 21, 2019
A face that should be on Mount TrashMore
— Newman (@schnabl530) December 21, 2019
That looks like windfarm cancer to me.
— Scooter Kans (@ScooterKans) December 21, 2019
— MC GRAMMAR (@MrBurns714) December 21, 2019
People in the public eye have makeup artists do their magic so when the cameras are rolling, they won’t be caught looking freakish in a published photograph, but that didn’t work for Trump, apparently. I wouldn’t usually mock someone’s appearance, but after Trump has repeatedly demeaned the appearance of so many women, he set a standard for placing the bar pretty low. We’re only taking his lead. Also, karma is a thing, and it’s spelled: haha, fuck you!
Featured image via Political Tribune gallery