Washed Up Kid Rock Is Reportedly Opening His Concerts With An “Awkward” Clip Of “Doddering Grandpa” Trump Addressing His Crowds And A Heavy Metal Publication Is Ripping The Bizzare “Make America Rock Again” Clip To Shreds

I WISH this was a joke.


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Well, it looks like both Donald Trump and his washed-up pal have both reached entirely new lows together.

According to new reports from both Rolling Stone as well as heavy metal music-themed website Metalsucks, heavily outdated “rockstar,” Kid Rock, is now opening his new concerts with a video of none other than disgraced, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump telling the singer’s fans to “make America rock again.”

Donald Trump and the Right-wing entertainer have boasted a pretty notorious friendship over the years and have even become pretty good golfing pals, something Trump actually makes mention of in the video clip that’s being played at Kid Rock’s shows.

In the video, the ex-president says, “Hello, everyone. I love you all. I know you’re having a great time at the Kid Rock concert tonight. Quite frankly, he’s amazing. All of you in attendance are truly the backbone of our great country. Hard-working, God-fearing rock-and-roll patriots. Bob is truly one of the greatest entertainers of our time. Not the best golfer by any means, his golf game could use a little work, but a great, great entertainer, and that’s why you’re there. Let’s all continue to love one another, fight for our God-given freedoms, and most of all, let’s make America rock again.”

Unsurprisingly, Metalsucks absolutely ripped that dumpster fire to literal shreds.

“It’s pretty clear that Donald Trump has never been to a rock concert before in his life, and if he has, he almost certainly made it very awkward for everyone around him,” the heavy metal website wrote of the Trump/Kid Rock video. “The guy is frighteningly stiff, he doesn’t know how to close his mouth, and his sentiments fall somewhere between those of a dottering (sic) grandpa and random chick on ecstasy who latches onto you at the club.”

In case you’re a bit of a masochist like me, you can actually watch the Trump “Make Rock Great Again” video that’s taking over Kid Rock concerts everywhere right here… If you dare:

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