Donald Trump Jr. is like that kid in the 5th grade who wanted to be cool so badly but just kept doing horribly uncool things while tucking a bookmark in his “How to Trophy Hunt” magazine as he jumped into his sleazy father’s tacky limo after school. Junior took to Twitter to prove that he’s got the memory of a goldfish by asking people to “name a single Democrat accomplishment?” after praising Daddy Trump’s signing of a trade agreement with China.
Well, you big dummy, there are nearly 400 bills sitting in Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell’s legislative graveyard. Democrats are doing their jobs while the GOP is stalling any potential progress. And we took the House by storm, then Democrats impeached the First Brat’s father to hold him accountable for his abuse of power.
Still, the fact-free son of an impeached “president” took to Twitter:
Today we saw @realDonaldTrump stand up for America & the American working class & strike a great trade deal, while the #DoNothingDemocrats continue their 3 year smear campaign of a President that is finally getting real things done.
Name a single Democrat accomplishment?
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 15, 2020
Well, since he asked, Twitter users were happy to answer his dumbfuck question.
Ummm…I hate to break it to you but…
They kind of impeached your corrupt dad.
I’d say that was a pretty big accomplishment.
— lisastark35 (@lisastark351) January 15, 2020
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They impeached your dad.
— David Hindberg (@AWintersong) January 15, 2020
The Democrat Majority House has passed over 300 bills. Mitch McConnell has refused to put any of these bills to the floor for a vote. Vote blue no matter who. #2020
— Lori☀️ (@lorisun) January 15, 2020
The answers are sitting in a stack on Mitch McConnell’s desk.
— Sweets McTweets (@ferfuxsakes) January 15, 2020
The Impeachment and shaming, was a pretty big accomplishment.
— The Devil (@LuciferSonOfDad) January 15, 2020
— MizFrizz ❄ (@MizFrizz) January 16, 2020
— Heather Hale 🌊🌊 (@HeatherHale88) January 16, 2020
Democratic Accomplishments:
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Social Security
Medicare
New Deal
Great Society
Peace Corp
Civil Rights
Women’s Right to Vote
Equal Rights
The Voting Rights Act
Equal Pay Act
Consumer Protection
FDIC
Banking and Wall Street Regulations
SEC
Federal Reserve System
Space Exploration— Maggie Kavarian (@skavar9312) January 16, 2020
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• Veterans’ Benefits, GI Bill
• UN, NATO, Marshall Plan
• Vehicles Safety Requirements, Reduced Emissions, and Fuel Economy Standards (CAFE)
• TVA, Federal Loan Program, PBS, NPR, the Internet
• Economic Growth (Democratic Presidents: Roosevelt through Obama)— Maggie Kavarian (@skavar9312) January 16, 2020
Donald Trump is good at one thing: Breaking shit, then putting a bandaid on it while seeking praise after fucking it up in the first place. Trump isn’t really good at corruption, though, since he keeps getting caught. Go cry in your pillow again, Junior — you’ll never sit at the cool kids’ table.
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