Donald Trump and his wife-bot, Melania, took part in a wreath-laying ceremony to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the end of the war in Europe. Of course, that happened just after Trump shitposted on Twitter, then appeared on Fox & Friends to suggest that Sean Hannity should get a Pulitzer Prize. It’s just that kind of a day. And we’re hoping that Trump doesn’t say there were “very fine people on both sides” of the war, because that would be very bad.
While exiting the car to attend the event, Donald could be seen with paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe, and it was reminiscent of the time Trump had toilet paper stuck to his shoe while walking up the stairs of Air Force One. Some astute Twitter users wondered if it could be The Constitution that Trump was dangling from his shoe. It’s been a while since the Constitution was a thing, after all, since it appears to be missing in action.
Behold:
Trump had paper stuck to his shoe as he exited his car ahead of an event commemorating the end of WW2 in Europe pic.twitter.com/PWpvqV6KdB
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 8, 2020
Twitter users piled in to mock our buffoonish president.
The Constitution?
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 8, 2020
Stay up-to-date with the latest news!
Subscribe and start recieving our daily emails.
HahhahahahahhhhgahHhhHagahahahahahahhahahahahahaha Omg… what an idiot. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iB4S6Sv5Yh
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) May 8, 2020
“I don’t know why we fought the Nazis. We could’ve done a deal. Nobody knows more about Nazis than I do, believe me.”
— Uncle Jeff, Noble Laureate (@Undershafted) May 8, 2020
That’s the way you get corona- right there- germ to shoe to paper to secret service guy.
— Claudia Johnson 🍑🌸🌺🌼🌻🌷 (@CheckPlease2017) May 8, 2020
it was the unemployment numbers
— Seaη O (@seanodotcom) May 8, 2020
So graceful
Like a swan.— Frankie Mae or Mae Not (@frizzlefreckle) May 8, 2020
It’s probably the daily intelligence briefing that he didn’t read anyway.
— Chris D’Lites (@ChrisDLites) May 8, 2020
That could very well be our long lost beloved Constitution that Trump has repeatedly violated during the last three years. We’re only surprised that Trump knows how to get out of a car without assistance — after all, he’s still mastering how to use an umbrella.
Featured image via screen capture
Like what you see here? Join the discussion on Facebook over at Americans For Sanity!
