As we speak, I am in the process of digging out my fake surprised face so I can paste it on and react to all of the Trump-loving “snowflakes” who are currently in the throes of a collective heart attack after witnessing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi give her copy of Trump’s SOTU speech a big, honkin’ rip last night.
In her defense, she did say that the move was a result of her decision that ripping the bullshit, lie-riddled speech, as she stood poised behind the president, was the “courteous thing to do considering the alternative.” I don’t know exactly what the alternative was for Nancy last night, but after having to listen to that onslaught of nonsense myself, I can only assume it was whacking Donald in the head with her folder — which, unfortunately, would be heavily frowned upon.
Honestly, I think Nancy deserves heaps of praise for having enough self-control to only rip up the speech instead of, say, ripping Donnie’s head off. However, folks on the other side of the fence don’t seem to agree with me — see why I need that fake surprise face now?
Throngs of triggered right-wingers have exploded into fits of rage over Pelosi’s boss move last night, going so far as to make hashtags like “PelosiMeltdown” and “PettyPelosi” trend on social media as they whine about her “disrespect” for Trump’s words.
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But the keyboard warriors aren’t even turning out to be the worst of it this time. People with a larger platform are going to extra mile to make complete asses out of themselves over Pelosi being a “meanie.”
This morning, Vice President Mike Pence made an appearance on Fox & Friends and reminded us all what a brown-nosing whine bag he is when he had the audacity to compare Trump’s SOTU speech to the United States Constitution as he complained about Nancy’s decision to tear it in two.
Now, mind you, Mikey was seated right beside Nancy last night as she executed the epic move that will likely go down in history books. So, he got a view so perfect I’d imagine he could hear the paper tearing.
“I wasn’t sure if she was ripping up the speech or the Constitution,” Pence declared on the Fox News segment as he described the move as a “new low” and claimed that he didn’t even see it happen despite being seating directly beside the House Speaker.
“I wasn’t sure if she was ripping up the speech or the Constitution” — Mike Pence is on Fox & Friends making a big fuss over Pelosi ripping up Trump’s speech. The fake outrage today on Fox News is going to be insufferable. pic.twitter.com/KVJjLYOfP2
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 5, 2020
Frankly, the only person that shit all over the Constitution last night was Donald Trump himself, and he’s been doing that since the moment he took office. But none of y’all want to complain about that.
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