Donald Trump is a peculiar looking man, from his head to his feet. Now, I don’t want to get into his gait too much, and how his legs appear to start awkwardly separating near his fat feet, because looking at him too much fucks my head up. As president-elect in 2016, Trump complained about photos of himself that NBC used that he found unflattering, according to what a source told Politico at the time. Trump, who for some reason is a vain man, then turned to NBC News President Deborah Turness and told her the network won’t run a nice picture of him, instead choosing “this picture of me,” as he made a face with a double chin.
We’re not sure how to put this nicely, but Trump’s neck looks like giant vagina lips, that, if he were to bend over, might devour your soul for a snack just for funsies. The Rude Pundit noticed a video President Vagina Lips tweeted and asked really sweetly, “Where’s your fucking neck?”
Where’s your fucking neck? https://t.co/GYxxZlHtie
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) February 23, 2020
Things got interesting from there after The Rude Pundit looked into #Wattlegate further on his site. At first glance, it seemed conspiratorial, but nothing about Trump is real. The dude even wears high heels to appear taller because he’s such an insecure little bitch. First Lady Ivanka Trump has had multiple procedures done to her face, and Third Lady Melanie had a kidney procedure that miraculously enhanced her boobs. And now, there’s Trump’s massive vag-neck.
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When someone created two videos that were bluescreened together, His Rudeness notes that “it looked like someone had digitally removed Trump’s pronounced neck wattle, the prominent flesh sag that, when pinched together by a collar and tie, has the quality of a puffy vulva. Sometimes, it does lop over his collar but certainly not smoothly.”
The nice-guy pundit took some screen captures of President PawPaw then added this video that proves something is up:
The dude who created the video writes, “but the Feb 22 and Feb 23 videos placed on Twitter by the president were quite obviously altered to remove a section of his neck. This is a closeup of the area around his tie and comparison to a still photo of his neck.”
This caught on a bit on Twitter.
Wait…. who retouched this???? #Wattlegate
— Les Kern (@leskerniii) February 28, 2020
Trump is having videos digitally altered to get rid of his flabby neck flab.
Okay, this isn’t as bad as treason (which he’s also doing), but he’s a narcissistic assbutt who won’t like us making a thing out of #Wattlegatehttps://t.co/9ircoo0y9w
— DCPetterson (@dcpetterson) February 26, 2020
Holy crap. #Wattlegate is real! https://t.co/oR057h9ta6
— WiredButChill (@wiredbutchill) February 25, 2020
Look, Trump is doing some incredibly fucked up shit right now, but all of this matters. Trump’s misspellings, his fake persona, his fake ass family, his fake marriage, all of it matters.
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