Matt Gaetz Files Ethics Complaint Against Nancy Pelosi For Tearing Up Trump’s SOTU Speech

Someone get this snowflake some tissues.

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There is a whole truckload of immensely butthurt Republicans today after House Speaker Nancy Pelosi executed one of the most epic moves of this lifetime when she straight-up ripped her copy of Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech in half after he finally wrapped things up last night and shut his big, fat mouth.

Since the grandiose display of “fuck you,” GOPers across the nation have been crawling out of their deep, dark, damp holes to make sure everyone alive knows that they’re all big mad about it. I haven’t seen this many old, white folks this mad since… Wait… The Super Bowl was three days ago. Nevermind.

Anyway, long story short, they’re all super, duper, really, seriously mad that Nancy Pelosi ripped some papers — though it was completely cool that Donnie was too petty to even shake her hand. Whatever, right?

It didn’t take long at all for Trump’s army of keyboard warriors to take flight on Twitter last night, followed shortly by Vice President Mike Pence making a complete ass of himself on a Fox and Friends segment this morning when he compared Donald’s hour and a half long expulsion of hot air disguised as a speech to the United States Constitution.

And now, none other than Mr. DUI himself has chimed in with his own hissy fit.

In a tweet that reached a level of self-absorption that would make Donald Trump proud, GOP Representative Matt Gaetz took to his Twitter account, labeling his own damn tweet as “BREAKING,” to announce that he will be filing an ethics complaint against House Speaker Pelosi for destroying her copy of Trump’s SOTU address.

BREAKING: I’m filing an ethics complaint against @SpeakerPelosi for destroying @realDonaldTrump‘s State of the Union speech,” Gaetz’s tweet read. “Her conduct was beneath the dignity of the House, and a potential violation of law (18 USC 2071). Nobody is above the law. She must be held accountable.”

Nobody is above the law? Dude, do… Do you really want to go there? Is that really what you want to say right now?

Because if so, we need to have a little chat about your boss.

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