Anybody who followed the shitshow that was the sorry excuse for a presidency over the last four years knows good and well that Donald Trump has always had a favorite child โ and itโs certainly not any of the boys, nor is it the daughter that he labeled โfatโ and doesnโt really want to take a picture with.
Of the five (that we know of) Trump spawn that have unfortunately been spewed upon the Earth, Ivanka Trump is hands-down daddyโs favorite. After all, as painfully annoying as Don Jr. and Eric are, you didnโt see them kicking it in an official White House job despite a complete and utterly astonishing lack of legitimate qualifications, now did you?
Yet, there was Ivanka, living the dream, doing a bunch of โgovernmenting,โ wearing her Gucci and Prada, while poor children in China fake the stitches sheโs wearing for $64 a week.
Favorite child or not, thereโs got to be a reason, right? I mean, nepotism is one thing. But this is NEPOTISM.
Now, weโre all so very unfortunately aware that Donnie has a thing for his daughter. I donโt care what anyone else tries to call it โ fatherly love, a close relationship, daddy-daughter inside jokes. Nope. The dude wants to smash. Period. And frankly, heโs said as much.
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Let us all be reminded of the โIf Ivanka werenโt my daughter, perhaps Iโd be dating herโ comment.
Donโt settle from your cringe just yet, folks. Because we may have just figured out why Donnie was always so willing to give Nepotism Barbie that extra bit of privileges.
As a result of Ivankaโs โofficialโ government position, she tended to jet-set around the world on her daddyโs coattails, and their trip to India during Donaldโs presidency was no exception.
Donald was in the country for 36-hours and Ivankaโs surgically-sculpted behind was with him every step of the way.
And weโve got the pictures to prove it. In fact, weโve got the picture that may prove a little more than her attendance:
Namaste. (please tell me Iโm not the only one who sees it) pic.twitter.com/CWQpOnBzee
โ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ช_๐๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ (@Teesa_Michele) February 25, 2020
YโALL. Why is her hand in his jacket like that?!
I told you not to let go of that cringe just yet.
As you would expect, Twitter had ALL the thoughts:
Holy shit! Sheโs grabbing it for sure!
โ @PrissyCrow #TeamPelosi (@PrissyCrow) February 25, 2020
Shit I normally have to pay extra for that.
โ Myke (@Sinixstar) February 25, 2020
โDiapy is still dry, Daddyโ
โ LivinLaBurritoLoco ๐บ๐ธ (@NopeTheOtherOne) February 25, 2020
Checking to see, if he is really happy to see her.
โ Auvi (@auvi_lu) February 25, 2020
Quid pro quo to assure Daddy โhandsโ his empire over to his daughter/wife.
โ biglove (@bigdaddybiglove) February 25, 2020
Obviously mushroom hunting
โ Robert Gray (@turbomustang84) February 25, 2020
What the what? Is she driving a stick shift?
โ Faye Kass Canoes (@LostInSofa) February 25, 2020
Let me just go ahead and apologize for the next two weeks and two paychecks you spend trying to track down a gallon of brain bleach. Cause youโre gonna wanna unsee that.
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