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Trump Adds Bizarre New Move To His Already Cringey Dance—And You Won’t Be Able to Unsee It

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Donald Trump is incapable of adding any meaningful context to his speeches anymore. He’s taken to doing a ridiculous dance and, this time during a rally at Mullett Arena, in Tempe, Arizona, he looked about as pathetic as possible. It is beyond obvious that he’s feeling desperate now. He can’t even think of additional ways to tell his audience how marvelous he is.

Sad.

I don’t know if his “dancing” has caught on with his supporters, but to those of us who are rational, it’s pitiable. You almost have to feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a bloviating ignoramus. Now, he’s added a golf swing to this sorry-looking grab at attention.

And it did, in fact, catch the attention of @Cari Kelemen, who exclaimed “OMG! He added a golf swing!”

And the Trump-loving fools on X went for it, perhaps because they’ve never seen any of the usual things that we consider as “dancing.” You know, like ballet, or even aerobic dancing, and all of the moves that become popular every year and fade away. Like even the Macarena for goodness’s sake.

Their drooling over him is almost as embarrassing as he is. People like @Rabidcow1 (perhaps the name is apt), who crowed:

“Im definitely in a Trump cult. I love this dude.”

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Podcaster @Tammy1Peterson was also all warm and gushy, and frankly, I felt sorry for her.

“He reminds me of my father , an entrepreneur , loved sports and was a real clown with the warmest heart and no nonsense. I was embarrassed as a little kid whose dad was loud and always kidding. This man Trump is The Man whether we like him or not.”

@angelakinleyesq riffed on Trump’s “energy.”

“He was feeling it today!! Love the energy he brings to the stage!”

@GossipGreg1420 is apparently easily amazed because he gushed: “I almost fainted.”

@DebRubens was also ecstatic.

“I just love Donald Trump! He’s the best!”

Then there were finally a few naysayers, which is a relief because I was questioning the sanity of the Trump lovers above. These are people who should have their sanity checked from time to time.

@SillyMetsFan responded:

“It is well known by most historians that most Fascists are notorious for their uncontrollable urge to dance…”

@CodyM50902528 joked:

“Jerking off two guys while thinking of Arnold Palmer. Makes sense”

@DanMcKI52271510 noticed something the rest of us didn’t:

Look, folks, the only reason Trump is doing this is that he’s discovered he doesn’t have to TALK if he does this. He doesn’t have to try and speak, which he has noticeable difficulty doing. He doesn’t have to answer questions from those pesky journalists and he doesn’t have to do anything of any real substance. He knows his fans will eat this up. And they did, demonstrating they are as ridiculous as he is.

What a sham, and these people are oblivious to this.vi

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Megan Hamilton

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Megan Colleen Hamilton was born and raised on progressive politics and she has long fought for liberal causes. She has lived in the Pacific Northwest, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, parts of Mexico, and now Central America. Her travels have further informed her progressive beliefs in these troubled times. She is currently owned by 10 cats, two dogs, and one naughty rabbit. She actually is one of those “childless cat ladies.”

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